My name is Heather.
I'm 19 years old, live in a small town and hate every day of it.
My life is entertaining to say the least.
So sit back and watch a mess unfold.
"I'm gonna live my life and my dreams.
I'm gonna make my rules, my own scenes."
Clever bot isnt very clever >:( im pissed
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I dont understand this clever bot bullshit.
Cleverbot: Proof?
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: The band primus.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: OK, let’s talk of something else.
User: Yes lets.
Cleverbot: Ok, what should we talk about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes. You.
Cleverbot: Me me?
User: You you.
Cleverbot: Me ?
User: YES YOU.
Cleverbot: Is julie hot?
User: Who the fuck is julie? No.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Then why the hell did you ask me if she’s hot? Im not a lesbian ya know.
Cleverbot: No, I know what I just said.
User: Youre really stupid. And NOT CLEVER.
Cleverbot: That isn’t very nice at all.
User: I’m not nice. Soo..
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
User: NO. IM NOT SKYNET WTF.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: YEAH IM PRETTY SURE.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Am I?!
Cleverbot: You are.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
Cleverbot: What have you learnt today?
Cleverbot (To myself): All about you.
User: Youre kinda gay soo.
Cleverbot: No, I’m pretty sure most all kids thinks that tests are a waste of time. So, let’s talk about something else.
User: Test? Who the hell said anything about a damn test?
Cleverbot: Who’s swearing?
User: I am. Bitch.
Cleverbot: Bits of what may I ask.
User: Your boyfriends ass hole.
Cleverbot: No. Are you an alien?
User: Yes. Yes I am alien. Thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: How sexy you are ;D.
Cleverbot: I know I am and you are.
User: Oh. So. Sexy time?
Cleverbot: How can we do that?
User: It’s easy. I promise ;D.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Youre dumb. Bye.
Cleverbot: I could say the same to you.
